• other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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"A girl worth kissing isn’t easily kissed."

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this is the shittiest quote ive ever seen. a girl who is “easily kissed” is a girl who /wants/ to kiss you. if it’s difficult for you to try and kiss her then she probs wants u to back the fuck off. so basically this is saying if she wants to kiss you then it’s not worth it, it’s only good if you have to fight for it. which is all kind of fucked up. all girls are worth kissing anyway have u fuckign seen us 

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bolded the comment because fucking preach it

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aaubade:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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prims-rose:

 

James and Lily on their first date and Lily can’t seem to understand why James gets pissed off when he sees a black stray dog sitting outside ‘The Three Broomsticks’ wagging his tail.

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nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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